Rizzly Sigma - The Game

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This game changed my life. I was sitting at the playground with my 6-year-old daughter Josephine when I was so engulfed in the idea of this game. Clicking the keys E and R was just so enjoyable and really gave me the immersion of being a Rizzly Sigma ©. Just when I was about to hit R, I realized that my daughter was no longer with me. I then noticed the faint noise of a small child screaming. I immediately recognized that it was Josephine. I rushed to the sound and noticed a black mini-van frantically pulling out of the parking space. I have worked in the police department before so I rushed to the station to pick up my red police convertible and race to the mini-van. It started to drive down a dark tunnel funneling underground. As I kept driving, the walls tightened and the faint glow of the outside world had been lost. I kept going, holding on to any hope that I could retrieve my lost daughter. But it soon became apparent to me that there was no way I could get ahold of her anymore. I soon heard an alarm go off in the distance. It seemed that the man in the mini-van was aware of my presence. We soon drove down to a silent lit-up open space, where there were stacks of shelves and benches, sort of like a warehouse. The mini-van took a sharp U-turn and faced me. I pulled out a Glock-19 from my police vest and aimed it at the driver's seat. I made a step towards the van. I then took a closer look and noticed that the driver's seat was completely empty. I then heard running steps right behind me and saw a black silhouette sprinting towards me. I took a baton out of the right of my tool belt and whacked it right in the figure's face. It didn't acknowledge the blow and lunged toward me in a beast-like manner. I then noticed a collection of 12-14 mini-vans pull into the warehouse from the tunnel. They all had sharp shadowy claws and pearly white teeth lighting up their glowing red eyes. After that everything faded to black and I don't remember a thing. I woke up in a chamber, isolated by cement walls enveloped in a thick slimy layer of goop. There was a window nearby to what seemed like a vast empty field of grain. I was lost and confused but kept my head up. I just hoped Josephine was still alive. Then an aluminum helmet sprung from the ceiling down to eye level. A voice on the loudspeaker instructed me to put it on. I followed suit. Then I heard a voice. It told me to think of something that I so dearly hold near to me. I first thought of Josephine, but then I thought of something I loved more. Rizzly Sigma. Soon, yellow rectangles with green and white text in the center, inscribing "gyatt" inside of them appeared right before my eyes. The dimensions seemed to be about 2.7 meters long, and 5.2 meters wide. As the glow of the rectangles got brighter I soon found what I was meant to do. I reached for my back pocket and pulled out my MacBook Air. I opened up my favorite thing in the world. Then as I clicked the keys E and R, my heart opened up. I was able to reach and phase through the walls of the cell. I rushed out and found Josephine lying on the floor wearing a muscle suit. She was clearly the sigma. I grabbed her and sprinted towards a black mini-van I saw. That's when the shadowy figures blocked my path. I chanted the words, "Gyatt", "Sigma", and "Rizz", and found their bodies starting to fade into nothing but mist. I kept chanting, "SIGMA, RIZZ, GYATT, RIZZ, SIGMA, RIZZ, GYATTTTTT" until they all vanished. I placed Josephine's asleep body in the passenger seat and did a donut with the mini-van. I put the gas all the way up and raced out the tunnel. I then passed out. I found myself in an all-black space, with only my laptop. I continued to play Rizzly Sigma but to no avail. That is why I am writing this. I have no way out. My irresponsible personality disallowing the safety of my child allowed me to be imprisoned for this long. There is no escape. Please, someone, if you can find Josephine and tell her I'll be there for her, that's all I ask. And Curse you Rizzly Sigma, for placing this massive burden on my shoulders, and banishing me to this endless torture.